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Post by Shubham Kulshreshtha on Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:16 pm

यहाँ मस्त-2 चुटकुले आप लगा सकते है।

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Re: CHUTKULE...

Post by AMAN KUMAR on Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:18 pm

Must read Razz
Ek aurat bachche ko liye ro rhi thi.
Buzrug ne rone ki wajah puchhi, Aurat ne kaha k mera bachcha bimar hai or dawa k liye paise nhi.
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Buzrg ne 1000 ka note dia or kaha jao dawa lo or Rs.100 ka doodh b le lena Baqi paise muje wapis de dena.
Aurat thori der bad dawa or dudh le k aayi aur baki Rs.700 buzurg ko wapis kr diye.
Buzurg khush hua or sochne laga ki Neki kabi zaya nahi jati.
Doctor ko fees mil gayi, bache ko dawa mil gai or...
mera nakli note b chal gaya.:-P

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Re: CHUTKULE...

Post by Shubham Kulshreshtha on Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:23 pm

Bahut hee barhiya joke hai aman bhai Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

chaliye ab mai aik pj likhta hoon.......................

AGAR EK HAATHI PAANII MEIN GIR GAYA TO WOH BAHAR KAISE AAYEGA
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Arey gila ho ke!!





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Re: CHUTKULE...

Post by AMAN KUMAR on Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:54 pm

badia hai

Teacher: A,B,C se shuru hone walaek sentence
batao..
Student: Sir. .??
Teacher: Batao ghabraao nahin..
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Student:'A'apki 'B'eti'C'haahiy e.. Razz

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Re: CHUTKULE...

Post by Shubham Kulshreshtha on Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:22 pm

Barhiya........................

पुलिस इंस्पेक्टर (चोर से ) – तुम एक ही दूकान में तीन बार चोरी करने क्यों गए ?

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चोर – सर, चोरी तो मैंने पहली बार में ही अपनी पत्नी लिए एक ड्रेस चुराकर कर ली थी… बाकी दो बार तो मुझे सिर्फ उसे बदलने के लिए जाना पड़ा … !

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Re: CHUTKULE...

Post by AMAN KUMAR on Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:25 pm

Badia

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